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Barbee v. Tourism
Marketing is cute, right? Simple. For the fun kids. That is the energy some folks bring into the conversation. Until they say the magic words: “ We just need marketing to do more. ” Sir. Come here.
Marketing is cute, right? Simple. For the fun kids.
That is the energy some folks bring into the conversation. Until they say the magic words: “We just need marketing to do more.”
Sir.
Come here. Scoot closer.
Let me show you what you mean when you say “more.” Here is the actual world marketing is expected to hold together with a half-broken laptop and an iced coffee that went warm an hour ago.
Google Ads
Meta Ads
TikTok Ads
YouTube Ads
YouTube Shorts
Pinterest Ads
LinkedIn Ads
X Ads
Snapchat Ads
Reddit Ads
Amazon DSP
Hulu
Roku
Disney Plus
Peacock
Paramount Plus
Spotify Ads
Pandora Ads
iHeart Ads
OTT vendors
CTV vendors
Programmatic display
Programmatic video
Native advertising
Digital out of home
Geofencing
Geotargeting
Retargeting
Lookalike models
First party data tools
Third party data tools
Zero party data tools
GA4
Google Tag Manager
Google Merchant Center
Google Hotel Ads
Google Business Profile
Custom event tracking
Mailchimp
Constant Contact
HubSpot
Marketo
Salesforce Marketing Cloud
Braze
Klaviyo
Adobe Experience Cloud
Segment
Tealium
Hotjar
Crazy Egg
SEMRush
Moz
Ahrefs
Screaming Frog
BrightLocal
Yoast
SurferSEO
AnswerThePublic
Sprout Social
Hootsuite
Later
Buffer
Loomly
Canva
Figma
Photoshop
Premiere Pro
Final Cut Pro
CapCut
After Effects
Descript
Lightroom
Webflow
Squarespace
Wordpress
Shopify
Wix
Slack
Teams
Asana
Trello
Notion
Monday
Basecamp
Airtable
Miro
Jira
Tableau
PowerBI
Looker Studio
Datorama
Arrivalist
Zartico
ADARA
Sojern
Near
Placer .ai
KeyData
AirDNA
STR reports
OAG
Expedia Media Group
Tripadvisor
Yelp
Viator
StackAdapt
The Trade Desk
Quantcast
Outbrain
Taboola
Influencer marketplaces
Affiliate networks
Creator platforms
UGC tools
Review monitoring tools
Brand safety tools
Intercom
Drift
Every chatbot ever
Every AI content tool ever
ChatGPT
Midjourney
Runway
Canva AI
Vendor dashboards that swear they are the one true source of truth
And brochures. Always brochures.
Still want “more”? Or are we finally ready to talk about structure?
I’m Jenn Barbee. Tip your waitstaff. And stop handing the fun kids a flaming spaceship with no manual.
Originally published on LinkedIn, Dec 2025. This is its home now.
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