Tourism Without the Bullsh*t: The DMO of 2075
A Manifesto for the Future of Place Let’s be honest: the destination marketing model is overdue for extinction. And not because the people a…
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Memorial Day Edition They’re already rolling in. SUVs packed to the roof. Coolers full of La Croix and road snacks. Dogs with their heads out the window.
Memorial Day Edition
They’re already rolling in. SUVs packed to the roof. Coolers full of La Croix and road snacks. Dogs with their heads out the window. Visitors, tourists, guests—whatever you call them in your board meetings, they’re here.
And here’s the kicker: They’re not coming to your visitor center.
They’re checking into that STR with the towel swans and dusty local cookbook. They’re chatting up the barista at your most Instagrammable café. They’re watching a TikTok of a “hidden gem” hike while sitting in a booth at Chili’s. They’re getting their entire perception of your destination before you ever touch them.
I once watched a guy roll into town for a weekend wedding. He skipped the welcome bag and ended up asking his Uber driver what to do in town. The driver (a college student) rattled off the best dive bars, told him to avoid the downtown food trucks (“unless you like food poisoning”), and made a joke about the local museum being “where history goes to die.”
That driver was the visitor center. Not the $1.2 million renovation project you just finished. Not the girl at the front desk with the lanyard and the branded polos. It was that Uber ride.
Here’s the hard truth for Memorial Day weekend: If your destination is still clinging to the idea that “the visitor experience starts when they walk through our doors,” you’ve already lost.
The STR bathroom stocked with lavender soap and a handwritten local guide.
The brewery server who remembers your face and asks if you want the local seasonal.
The barista who says, “You’ve got to check out this place for sunset.”
If you don’t believe me, walk into your own visitor center today. Now walk into the busiest coffee shop in town. Which one’s doing a better job of representing your brand?
1. Stop hoarding the welcome. Your brand isn’t a secret. Train your partners, your STR owners, your shopkeepers. Give them micro scripts. Stickers. Talking points. Not just about events—about why this place matters.
2. Design the invisible welcome. How many first-touch moments feel intentional? Did you curate a Spotify playlist for summer arrivals? Are there local voices in your STR welcome book or is it all fire escape maps and WiFi passwords?
3. Think outside the building. If your “visitor experience strategy” doesn’t include Uber, Airbnb, baristas, and bathrooms, you’re not in the game. You’re clinging to a format the public opted out of years ago.
This weekend, destinations across the country will roll out the same tired welcome mat: Banners. Brochures. Maybe a seasonal pop-up.
But the ones who win the visitor’s heart? They’re already in their ear. At the coffee shop. In the Uber. On the porch of that funky STR with the janky doorknob and million-dollar views.
Your visitor center isn’t a building anymore. It’s a belief. And you better act like everyone’s working it.
Welcome isn’t a building. It’s a system. A story. A strategy.
And if your destination hasn’t figured that out yet? You’ve got 117 days until DestiCon 2025 to catch up.
🧨 No more safe conversations. Just better tourism.
See you out there,
The Destruptor
Originally published on LinkedIn, May 2025. This is its home now.
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